February 2012
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annaswnsn: glenn too close (to being a man)
dujardins:
this year’s oscars are sponsored by AARP
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ya’ll are racist against my frenchies
i ain’t even mad
omgvee: imagine what the camera ppl are thinking
omgvee: omg i have to close up
omgvee: on
omgvee: glen
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annaswnsn: OMG GLENN TOO CLOSE
maxrobespierres: OMG GLENN TOO CLOSE
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maxrobespierres: he's deaf too omg
omgvee: he's fucking deaf dear god
Anonymous asked: you kinda look like rose byrne
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omgvee: "YOU ARE HUGE IN FRANCE"
omgvee: You are huge on Tumblr
dujardins:
those ashes were the ashes of leo’s burned hopes and dreams for the academy awards
andrea omg asdkjfhaskdjf
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annaswnsn: i wonder how close glenn will be to winning
theblazingcomet: not close at al
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wandamaximoff replied to your post: where the hell is verenice that mexican slut
OMG dat comment
vee get in tinychat now
it’s just me and anna rn
and i got all teh champagne
where the hell is verenice
that mexican slut
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ok i made a tinychat for the oscars →
omg i’ve never made a tinychat before ok
does this even work
or will i have to go into skype
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oh no i’m out of wine to watch the oscars with </3
i have a HUGE thing of champagne but omg my parents will judge hella hard if i’m the only one drinking
and i have school tomorrow
~sigh omg
i’ll go take a shower and plan dinner and tell my mom to drink a few glasses and remind everyone that the oscars are on and if they try and change the channel i will wait until they...
I bet in leo dicap’s will it states that when he dies his body will be plated in solid gold and used as the big statue on the red carpet at all the academy award shows from that day forward
ok i put all my votes in for the oscars already and for some of them i voted against the artist oops
jessica chastain man she was so much better than octavia ugh god it kills me
also cinematography nah man. i hated tree of life but omfg ok the cinematography was absolutely beautiful. same with hugo.
and i think paris had a better screenplay tbh
sorry frenchies
dujardins:
plot twist: leo runs everyone on the red carpet over in his hybrid car
arrives on the red carpet wearing the ruby red slippers from the wizard of oz clicking his heels saying
“I just want an oscar”
The Highlight's and Lowlights of Last Year's...
everyone trying to outdo each other to prove to the world that they were james franco’s biggest fan
how beige anne hathaway was/is/will always be
how cute that little fetus from true grit was
how big amy adams boobs were
natalie portman looking hella pregnant
christian bale being christian bale
the term “jewnicorn”
calling an actor “bambi”
a lot of jewish...
REMEMBER WHEN THAT CRUSTY LAND CREATURE MELISSA LEO WON BEST SUPPORTING AND HAD THAT HIDEOUS DRESS ON OMFG
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jurgenklinsmann replied to your post: wandamaximoff replied to your post: remember last…
i just did not like any of the characters which in turn made me not like the plot since you needed to like either eduardo or mark to actually be interested, they made it seem like this huge betrayal of friendship when it was just a matter of business
omar yes you are correct in these opinions
the movie...
Some comments on my second read of my Holocaust...
i had to read it as a freshman for my english class
but we have to read it for this class and take 2 tests on it so i’m re-reading it
and i have to take a lot of breaks because damn ok it’s heavy shit
but i really like that Ruth, the author, (omg i get to meet her like next week or something i yam so excited)
she flat out has like a paragraph about her aunt and uncle and how she...
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wandamaximoff replied to your post: wandamaximoff replied to your post: remember last…
i will probably never watch it. no regrets.
you’ve just saved about 2 hours of your life
saved yourself from watching justin timberlake act
saved yourself from a lot of yellow
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wandamaximoff replied to your post: remember last year when everyone was mad about the…
i haven’t even seen it. i didn’t bother b/c i was so annoyed with its fans. meh.
i saw it once
it was good but not like
wow i need to buy this immediately or pay for this at all or even really watch it again
and lol at the outcries for a garfeild best supporting actor snub
meh idk man
i feel like...
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fuckdaheat replied to your post: remember last year when everyone was mad about the…
how long is the award season its been going on for like 2 months
these are the oscars so im pretty sure they are the last ones
well they are the only ones that like really matter so…
yeah after this it’s over
remember last year when everyone was mad about the social network not winning all the awards
i’m so glad i won’t have any jewnicorn stuff to blacklist this year
there really isn’t a film with a rabid fanbase up for a ton of awards i have to blacklist
omg i bet those vitamins mom gave me were those like weight gain pills or something
or la furia roja is on it’s way
that is the only explanation
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taylorcowans replied to your post: taylorcowans said: why omg his face area bothers…
but… hes so gay
he’s ugly
ugly mouth
lots of freckles
red hair
ugh god
the fact that he would spend a week with marilyn or have hermionie like him
LOL omg please
taylorcowans said: why omg
his face area bothers me
his everything bothers me tbh
if eddie redbritishgingerfreckleface is in a movie there is about a 128% chance i’m not gonna watch it